I was a praying mantis

Because I haven't updated for more than a week, I feel obligated to do so. So, here's a little something to entertain myself. (Really now, whoever said this blog was to entertain you.) What better way to prove that this "quiz" is totally random than to press 'back' and 'submit' repeatedly.

You Were a Praying Mantis

You have the still power of a legendary warrior.You are able to manipulate time - or at least, the perception of it.

You Were a Fox

A good observer, you often watch others while remaining unseen.Cunning and courageous, you also have a gentle side.

You Were a Dog

You are an excellent companion and a loyal friend.A good protector, you smell trouble before it arrives.

You Were a Crow

Eternally wise, you have a deep understand of ethics.You guide people from the darkness to the light.

You Were a Spider

You tend to be the master weaver of fate - both for yourself and those you know.A creative force, you tend to work from divine inspiration.

You Were a Wolf

You have an instinctual intelligence that guides your life.Your family and "pack" is of primary importance, and you protect them.

You Were a Mouse

You quietly examine life's lessons and see multiple meanings in things.You are also good at discovering details and remaining in the background.

You Were an Eagle

You are able to rise above the details of life and see the big picture.A spiritual being, you tend to go beyond material concerns.

You Were a Cougar

You are a great leader who has dominance without ego.You are wickedly cunning and off the scale confident.

You Were a Deer

Graceful and gentle, you appreciate beauty and balance.A giving soul, you are able to sacrifice for the greater good.

You Were an Otter

You are a faithful friend who guides others toward success.You are also light hearted, and love to play around.

You Were An Owl

You are stealthy and secretive - no one knows the true you.You are a seeker of freedom, and you are comfortable with your dark side.

You Were a Peacock

You carry yourself with beauty, dignity, and confidence.You are able to see the past, present, and future with clarity.

You Were a Raccoon

You are a master of disguise and multiple personas.You are infinitely curious and question others without fear.

You Were a Horse

You can't be fenced in - you long to run free.You are good at overcoming obstacles and realizing your potential.

You Were a Cheetah

You are quick and elusive, with keen senses.You are able to have intense concentration for short periods of time.

You Were A Lion

You have a lethal combination of strength and energy.You have strong family ties, and close friends are like family to you.

You Were a Lizard

You are able to bounce back from adversity and regenerate what was lost.Facing your fears and controlling your dreams comes easily for you.

You Were a Rabbit

You are fast thinking and tend to live by your wits.Getting over fears is important to you, as is strengthening intuition.

You Were a Lynx

You are a great knower and keeper of secrets.A bit psychic, you can bring out hidden truths.

Wow, I seem to be some kinda shape-shifting animal with multiple personalities in the past huh. I think the programmers of that "quiz" were very free to put in a million different results. And I think someone else is very free to try and succeed in finding out what 20 out of a million of those results are.