If you go down to the woods today

If you go down to the woods today

You're sure of a big surprise

If you go down to the woods today

You better believe your eyes

For every bear that ever there was

Will gather there for certain because

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic

Every teddy bear who's been good

Is sure of a treat today

There's lots of marvelous things to eat

And wonderful games to play

Beneath the trees, where nobody sees

They'll hide and seek as long as they please

'Cause that's the way the teddy bears have their picnic

Picnic time for teddy bears

The little teddy bears are having a lovely time today

Watch them, catch them unawares

And see them picnic on their holiday

See them gaily gad about

They love, to play and shout, they never have any cares

At six o'clock their mommies and daddies

Will take them home to bed

Because they're tired little teddy bears

If you go down in the woods today You better not go alone

It's lovely down in the woods today

But safer to stay at home

For every bear that ever there was

Will gather there together because

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic

So I just finished watching Open Season. It's supposed to be a kids' song, but it sounds kinda... sinister? creepy? Like the teddy bears are gonna turn around with gleaming red eyes, baring fangs and brandishing claws (you know, like knives) and come after you.....and eat you.....

...I'm gonna have nightmares tonight...