Every day feels like a Monday, There is no escaping from the heartache

When I first heard the song, I was thinking "tofu? Is his pronunciation really that bad ('cause he tends to slur in most of his songs)?". Now that I've seen the actual MV with the chinese subs, apparently he IS singing tofu (and kung fu).

Anyhoo, just a thought, but if kung fu could really be incorporated into basketball, wouldn't Chinese be taking over the NBA world by now?