Do you know..

..how much memories scrolling through your phone inbox can bring?..

Random msgs from my inbox.. how I pick them? I pick a number (n) and scroll to every n-th message starting from the last. =) This is solely for my own entertainment. One of those posts you probably don't wanna read. teehee.

if it's anything too personal, names of senders will not be mentioned in order to protect privacy. But you should know who u are if u remember what u sms-ed me a year ago till now..hehe.

"Okie dokes.I'll be there at 12 or slightly after =) thx joce,muaks.Lol." -

from someone who wanted me to help him pick something for the girl he liked. I still remember that day vividly, walking around the whole town area just looking for the perfect gift for him to give her. Not to mention, we were laughing the whole way picking the gift. ahah

"This was what uncle replied. Weird huh? : yo dude, das kool, need a ride from the 'port to wherever just yell, l8rz man~! so not bunkin wit us? aiite, rokn, catchyaz!" -

my bro telling me what my uncle msg-ed him when he went to melbourne for a short visit. I have one COOL uncle! lol

"Jochiling! r u going to church lata?if u din go ill be so sad :(" -

Cheryl I miss you!!! =( I remember all the walks we used to take before mass started, and all the crazy things we did. *sighz* Haven't been going to StJo lately 'cause my dad's too lazy to drive all the way there, so we go BSC instead.

"I read something interesting in ur friendster testimonial. U can slam dunk.... Imagine hw high u can jump.... ;)" -

stupiaks Shiro, lol, and u believe everything my friends say? I remember how cherie used to go around singing the jochiling song and saying I could slam dunk. Good ol' high school bball memories. *sigh*

"Hey edward here. Jus got ur number. How r u? Got class now? The tiang telekom at front of inti fell down. Saw that? cool man! Hehe" -

I remember the dark gloomy stormy weather that day. And I remember the fallen "tiang telekom" he was talking about. ahah. And I remember what I was doing, hiding from thunder and lightning and olangs alone in intima office, 'cause the guys went to get food from cafeteria and didn't want to lock the door, so they left the girl alone there to look after the office. What gentlemen!

"Hey jungle.. Here's me, thy traitorous subject, in the kl jungle.. Not a bloody chicken in sight.. I think maybe no use ur highness meluaskan kuasa to this horrible place wahaha" -

dear chicken sms-ing me during her short trip to kl, upon the horrors of discovering she had no relatives there in kl. Don't worry, when that place is under my kuasa (power) I will bring some chickens over for you. =)

"Haha ok.nvm i'll b a VERY GUD "INFLUENCE" *grin* i'l turn u into a nerd,a HOT one dat is!lol!" -

a few days before finals.. hiao miao trying to influence me to study for finals 'cause she knows I'm the most unmotivated, laziest person. And she cannot stand studying in the library while I'm not studying 'cause she needs someone to stress with her. ho ho ho

"JochiLing.. aLieN.. sTitCh.. meI Mei.. this's viaVia msgin to say.. goOd mOrNing!! =D" & "1 little alien sleeping on a bed! Good morning!" -

that was retarded sly and yew inn msg-ing me at 2.45 in the morning. Little did they know, I was still awake lying in bed, doing nothing. lol

"we were talking bout u n was tinking hws ur toe liao? did u decapitate it ah? lolx." -

stupiaks ah bong talking about my toenail which got detached from my toe during a bball game. They were on their way to lundu and they were talking about my toe?! Very normal people they are.

"Argh! you sneaky ass.. It didn't even come up to that much! I got everything free cos of my pretty face! Oi! Haha.. I chia you next time don care.. :)" -

when mrs. hairy took me to bing and insisted on paying for me ('cause I didn't have any money with me.. lol). When I left her house later that night, I transferred rm10 of credit to her, which resulted in that sms. heehee.

"Ahaha. Pig. Do i seem that lonely to u=p uh, u knw wad, sum1 i dun even knw just cme to sit wif me. Shit...How to eat. So many other table! Grr. I want to eat also cannot. And im making tis msg as long as possible so i dunhaf to luk at the person...Lalala. U better reply QUICK! :-/" -

LOL. It was so funny 'cause... it just is. I could imagine him over at that end panicking while I took my sweet time to reply his msg. heehee. So hilarious.. everything about the whole situation was so hilarious. He was stranded alone at his Uni during a short holiday 'cause most other people went back to their hometowns somewhere in west m'sia, except him.

"Joce Joce u pig... Haha jk jk anyways enjoy urself ..take care god bless.." -

This was esmond replying to my online msg on my phone. -_-''' I find this one so funny. Why? 'cause he accidentally sent that message to his gf, and got scolded for "simply calling people pig"! lol!

"How Ler..? i dunno wanna go or not.. if u're not going.. sigh.. hrm.. Nvm, concentrate on ur exam 1st.. then after that u can slp! =P" -

sly sly talking about Ariadi's visit and our daytrip to Damai! That was during AS exams, and we went to Damai in the middle of my exams, while I was high fevering too at that. heehee. It was so fun, running around the beach playing dodge ball, and hiding from the authorities 'cause we only had a half hour pass but we stayed for a LOT longer than we were supposed to. And, that was the day I became ariadi's volleyball player. -_-'''

"Jungle! How u? get my letter d? Sorry long time no call. Er, sore throat kenot do jungle call. Hehe. Got so much to say...? -

chicken freezing in UK. I'm gonna miss her so much when she leaves for UK again this time! Chicken, that was the time I lost my voice too, so it was a good thing u couldn't do jungle call. hehe. AND, u forgot (at that time) that I cannot reply to UK! Digi doesn't allow me to. =(

"Lol. Omg. U must have the gift of foresight,haha. Well it COULD happen rite. =p anyway, u really shud stop tinkin bout me all the time,it's nt a healthy obsession. lolz!" -

This is champ, upon hearing that I had a dream that he became student-of-the-year at UM, and was featured in the yearbook. I was so freaked out by the dream (nightmare more like=P) when I woke up, 'cause it just isn't possible. If HE could be student of the year, I can be the President of the US.

"Ok cool down, i just found a very nice place to eat ice cream! Bring you there when you reach here, hm .. Take your time ya, lol" -

During my trip down to Sibu earlier this year. We did go to the icecream place. And, because I ordered the wrong thing, Clem had to eat 4 scoops of icecream.. 4 scoops of disgustingly blended ice cream, while I enjoyed the choc icecream he ordered. LOL. hilarious it was! I'm very sorry you has to go through that. =P (i miss how we used to be. i miss the closeness we used to share.i miss how u used to whine/complain to me.i miss how we used to talk. *sighz* now.. u're just...cold?.. haih)

"Hey, can u make it for the movie king kong tonite? Need to book tickets early. Reply asap yeah!" -

Tzy Wen organising a little gathering of sorts. 'cause some of our ex-classmates/year-mates had come back for hols, and TW and TS were leaving to KL a few days/weeks from that outing. I miss our high school classmates. I miss how carefree we were even days before SPM. I miss the crazy things we used to do in class. Every morning, we would all be seated around playing cards. We even had a little "casino" in our class, which was actually the old storeroom 'cause our classroom used to be the old KH bengkel.

"Hey joce. How was ur day? 2day's the most boring xmas eve ever! Haha" -

I remember where I was when Xiu msg-ed me. I was at Parkson doing some VERY last-minute Christmas shopping with Jill. And, I ended up not buying anything 'cause I was pretty broke. heehee. And I remember how we ended up at the NICI section, and my heart ached so 'cause I couldn't afford any of it! lol

"Hey jooce,HAPPY NEW YEAR! Hope it'l b a good yr. u goin jess bbq tonite? Gola,i go if u go. ur fav cletus wil b there i tink. LOL. Eh u wan come over later? Eldon n justin r comin over" -

Xiu again (I skipped all the merry christmas msgs 'cause some too personal and some... are just merry christmas msgs. lol). She called him "my fav cletus" 'cause I'm always insulting him.. 'cause it's so fun to insult him =P I cannot stand his vanity... but then that's what makes him cletus, haha. That bbq was the night *someone* received a call from her China then-bf, and I scolded him over the phone 'cause I was the only one who spoke mandarin, so I had to be the one scolding that a**h***. Yes, he's a two-timing a**h***. A two-timing a**h*** who couldn't have picked a better time to call her; he called her on new year's day to break her heart.

"Boring la in cls..U not here..Even more boring ar..Aduh..Later stil got lab..Worse mann..Where r u..How can u left me alone here..Hehe.." -

Yii Ching sms-ing me from class but what she didn't know was.. I was at intima office feigning sickness 'cause I didn't feel like going for class. lol. I knew the teacher wasn't teaching much that day, so it didn't matter whether I went for class or not, and I was also feeling very lazy to go for class. I was slightly sick anyway, but not sick enough to keep me from class. =D SORRY yii ching! I know I left you alone in class a lot of times already! heehee

"Hey! I goin back Kch chinese new yr okay. Find u when i back KCH ya. xiu leaving le,dunno she will come back or not. Miss the time we crazy LEO's time le, hugz!" -

Andy msg-ing from KL. I remember all the crazy times we used to have with him, Vincent, Jason, and Jing Tuang. The 7 of us (plus me, flo, xiu) had so much fun during LEO functions. I remember the mooncake festival event at Lions' Nursing home, and him asking us to get down 'cause it was "quite dangerous for u girls to be hanging the lanterns". And I remember Vincent the first time we met him, someone thought he was a LC konon! lol! Miss you guys a lot!!! I miss all the fun we used to have together!

"Ya, today the sky looks moody wo, you finish test d hah, no wonder sound so happy, i just had lunch le, hehe couldn't find you just now" -

clem uncounsciously kek-ing me 'cause I was freaking hungry after my test, and he tells me he just had lunch! =( Why did the sky looking moody matter? 'Cause we wanted to go play bball! I even remember what test it was, bio lab test. hehe. 'Cause I remember yii ching and me walking out of the lab into almost-complete darkness. The sky was really that dark. (i really do miss how we used to be)

"WOW!!! Ok.. They jz came to my house jz now. We ARE Very connected!! Really twins ar.. Hehe." -

my "twin" sly sly upon finding out that we really ARE related to each other through my mum's cousin's marriage to her aunty..or something like that. erm, long distance relative, but related anyway.=P

"Jooce u gt giv justin bday kiss? Wahaha!" -

floo trying to get herself strangled! lol.. they used to tease me and justin 'cause xiu's then-bf and justin are best friends. And I remember when flo sent me that msg. It was justin's bday, and xiu, me, eldon, and justin were at de summit playing pingpong. I pity justin 'cause we were playing doubles, and I so do NOT know how to play pingpong. lol And, obviously, in the end I caused our lost, and xiu and eldon's victory. So sad so sad. But, after that we went downstairs for bball, muahaha. =P

"Every life in this world was printed by God's own hands. That's why I am thankful because as He painted my life, He included one lovely colour: you!! Happy B'day!" -

awww, I love this message a lot. It's so nice, and touching, and warming, and it makes me smile sooo! When I received that message, we were at planet balloons picking the balloons for our Prom Night. I was so busy preparing for Prom Night, that I hadn't expected the rest to actually remember my birthday. Later on, when we headed back to college, they surprised me with a freaking rich chocolate cake in intima office. Thanks all of u! (esp. sly who planned the whole thing) Luckily, I escaped from our "tradition" of "decorating" the birthday person's face with cake cream 'cause I was busy-ing with prom night preparations. heehee.

"Joce, Happy Valentine's Day! i'm sure you wil receive lots of gifts, so must share sme wit me ok! hehe" -

Jon, being very muka tembok (thick-faced). What kind of sense is that? A guy wanting to share v'day gifts. He should be the one buying for girls! lol. (he doesn't mean anything fishy if any of you are thinking so. he had a gf at that time.)

"Hi joce, reach home already? How is ur feet? Erm.. Sorry.." -

Hery after injuring my foot during bball. He felt so terrible 'cause our dance competition was a few days away, and my foot was sprained pretty badly from his knock. When I went for xray, the doctor said my little toe bone was slightly fractured as well. I couldn't walk for a few days, but miraculously, my foot felt no pain JUST before the dance competition, and it started feeling pain again RIGHT after the competition. It might have been psychological, but I believe it was all that praying to God. ;)

"hi joc! heard that u injured ur leg! how izit now? getting better? if u cannot dance dont dance ah! if not will get more worse!" -

I should've listened to PSP's advice 'cause my foot hasn't really fully recovered, even till now. There's still a hard lump where the injury was. =O But, I HAD to go for the dance 'cause it will only make hery feel worse if I didn't. I felt so bad that HE felt so bad for injuring my foot. He was really so hard on himself for it that it made me feel so sad for him. It would've made him feel even more terrible if I hadn't been able to dance that day.

"Jungle.. I'm back! Must meet up this time round kay.. I promise!" -

when midget came back earlier this year. You see that "I promise!"? We didn't meet up that time round. 'Cause midget fell sick for 3 whole weeks. Quite a serious sickness, so she was in quarantine and only got better RIGHT before she returned to Subang. lol. So much for "i promise". =P

Oh gosh, this is turning out to be a super long post. And I'm only about halfway through my inbox! The rest will have to wait. I know where I stopped. =) It's hilarious 'cause some of your msgs always miss the n-th one by one msg or two. And some people's msgs keep appearing as the n-th one. hehe. Don't blame me, it's all by chance, the number I picked was totally random.